Patient Intake

CLINICAL ADMISSION PROTOCOL // DR. RETARD IS ONLINE

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SUBMIT NEW PATIENT

FORM-ID: CI-2026-X

SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILES REQUIRED

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WARNING: Submitting frivolous or benign subjects may result in lower priority queue placement.

WAITING ROOM

LIVE PATIENT QUEUE // SORTED BY PRIORITY
● LIVE FEED
RANK
PATIENT TARGET
EVIDENCE
VOTES
STATUS
WAIT
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Showing Top 50 Pending Matches
* Click a row to view/add evidence. Voting boosts priority.
[ACCESS_DENIED] OPERATOR CLEARANCE REQUIRED ×
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UPGRADE TO OPERATOR
This feature requires OPERATOR clearance
[ENABLED] Unlimited Psychometric Dossiers
[ENABLED] Queue & Context Voting Rights
[ENABLED] Patient Intake Authority
[ENABLED] Evidence Submission Access
$20 /ANNUAL
[SYS] OPERATOR status grants full diagnostic authority