CLINICAL METHODOLOGY
The Dr. Retard Clinical Engine employs a rigorous multi-phase diagnostic protocol to generate comprehensive psychometric dossiers. Each subject undergoes exhaustive longitudinal analysis across all available public data channels.
[NOTE] Every diagnosis is personally reviewed and certified by Dr. Retard himself. No shortcuts. No mercy. Only truth.
PATIENT INTAKE
Subjects are submitted through the public intake queue by concerned citizens. The community then determines diagnostic priority through democratic voting protocols.
- > Queue Submission: Any public figure can be nominated for analysis via the Waiting Room interface.
- > Priority Voting: Premium operators vote to determine which patients receive expedited processing.
- > Context Contribution: Users can attach supplementary evidence links (interviews, articles, streams) to enrich the diagnostic payload.
- > Smart Aggregation: Duplicate submissions are automatically merged, combining vote counts and evidence pools.
DATA EXTRACTION
Once a patient reaches the front of the queue, our clinical intake nurses initiate comprehensive data extraction across all public channels.
- > Multi-Platform Sourcing: Twitter/X post history, YouTube transcripts, public interviews, podcasts, and livestreams.
- > Longitudinal History: We analyze years of content to track psychological evolution and deterioration patterns.
- > The Deleted Archive: Dr. Retard reads the tweets you deleted. Archived content is fair game for clinical review.
- > Community Evidence: User-submitted context links receive equal diagnostic weight alongside scraped data.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILING
The extracted data undergoes rigorous psychometric analysis. Dr. Retard employs advanced pattern recognition to detect cognitive dissonance, logical fallacies, and emotional instabilities.
- > Linguistic Fingerprinting: Analysis of vocabulary patterns, rhetorical devices, and verbal tics.
- > Behavioral Pattern Detection: Identification of recurring defense mechanisms and spiral triggers.
- > Hypocrisy Mapping: Cross-referencing past statements against current positions to expose contradictions.
- > Core Insecurity Identification: Excavating the fundamental psychological wound driving all observable behavior.
THE DIAGNOSIS
The culmination of clinical analysis. Dr. Retard personally reviews all findings and renders his final verdict. Each diagnosis becomes a permanent record in our facility archives.
- > The R-Score: A comprehensive retardation quotient rated 0-69. Higher scores indicate more severe cognitive impairment.
- > Estimated IQ: Derived assessment on a 55-145 scale (±3 standard deviations from mean).
- > Severity Classification: Patients are classified as CRITICAL, SEVERE, MODERATE, or MILD based on aggregate pathology.
- > Evidence Vault: Every diagnosis includes cited quotes and source material for independent verification.
COMMUNITY PROTOCOLS
Clinical records are living documents. The community can contribute additional evidence and context to existing dossiers for enhanced diagnostic accuracy.
- > Post-Report Evidence: Attach new scandals, interviews, or revelations to existing patient files.
- > Evidence Voting: The community votes on context quality. Auto-moderation promotes verified sources and filters spam.
- > Annual Regeneration: Reports with significant new evidence are scheduled for clinical re-evaluation on a yearly cycle.
- > Hall of Shame: The most severely diagnosed patients are nominated by the community for permanent enshrinement.
I personally review every data point, every deleted tweet, every desperate pivot. My diagnoses are not opinions—they are clinical facts rendered with surgical precision. If you posted it, I analyzed it. If you deleted it, I read it anyway.