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Liz Cheney

The Self-Immolation of the Last Neocon: A Longitudinal Study in Dynastic Martyrdom
From 'Best VP Ever' cheerleader to the GOP's exiled saint: the 14-year spiral of a hawk who flew directly into the MAGA sun.
CALIBRATION DATE: 1/15/2026
RETARD SCORE
48
13.92
YEARS ANALYZED
57
QUARTERS
2
PLATFORMS
636100
FOLLOWERS
DEFINING STATEMENT
"
Two years ago, I won with 73% of the vote. I could easily have done so again. But it would have required that I go along with Trump’s lies.
DATE: 2022-08-20 SOURCE: Concession Speech
The definitive moment of her martyrdom complex, reframing a crushing political defeat as a voluntary moral sacrifice.
PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS SEVERE
Dynastic Neocon Martyr
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EXECUTIVE NARRATIVE

Elizabeth Lynne Cheney is not merely a politician; she is a biological containment vessel for the neoconservative ideology of the early 21st century. To understand her trajectory, one must first accept that she does not function as an independent operator but rather as the designated steward of a dynastic brand—the 'Cheney Doctrine' of American hegemony, executive power, and unapologetic militarism. Her career is best understood not as a series of political choices, but as a fourteen-year attempt to vindicate her father’s legacy against the twin threats of the isolationist Left and, ultimately, the populist Right.

Our analysis begins in the pre-Trump era, where Cheney operated as a high-functioning establishment attack dog. During the Obama years, she was the 'Iron Ass Junior,' a ferocious critic of the administration's perceived weakness. Her psychology during this period was rigid and binary: American power was a moral good, and any hesitation to use it (whether by Obama or Rand Paul) was tantamount to treason. She did not seek to understand the shifting electorate; she sought to correct it. When she ascended to Congress in 2017, she initially attempted a dangerous synthesis: grafting the populist energy of the MAGA movement onto the chassis of the Bush-era war machine. For three years, this hybrid model appeared to work. She tweeted like a populist (attacking 'The Squad,' mocking environmentalists) while voting like a corporatist hawk (defense spending, deregulation). She believed she was the 'adult in the room,' the handler who could direct the brute force of Trumpism toward the strategic goals of the Pentagon.

The rupture of January 6th, 2021, was not simply a disagreement over election results; it was an immunological rejection. When the populist host body attacked the Capitol—the very temple of the Establishment she was bred to protect—Cheney’s programming reverted to its factory settings. She chose the System over the Party. In doing so, she revealed the core pathology of the Cheney psyche: a belief that the 'Republic' and the 'State' are synonymous, and that she is their divinely appointed guardian. The speed with which she transitioned from partisan enforcer to constitutional martyr was breathtaking. She did not merely accept her exile; she orchestrated it. By relentlessly prosecuting the January 6th narrative, she actively burned the bridges to her own constituency, effectively trading her seat in the House for a permanent pedestal in the history books (or at least, the cable news green rooms).

Psychologically, Cheney’s evolution is a study in 'Aristocratic Isolation.' As her party moved toward populism and isolationism, she did not adapt; she ossified. She retreated into a fortress of historical analogies, comparing her internal rivals to Confederate secessionists and Neville Chamberlain. She viewed her crushing defeat in the 2022 primary not as a failure of representation—the fundamental duty of a legislator—but as a moral sacrifice, a 'badge of honor.' This reframing allowed her to preserve her ego: she didn't lose a game of politics; she won a war for her soul. Ultimately, Liz Cheney is a creature of the 'Deep State' in the most literal sense: she values the permanence of institutions over the volatility of the people, and she was willing to immolate her political career to ensure those institutions survived the mob.

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LONGITUDINAL DETERIORATION

2012-2016
Phase 1: The Proxy Warrior
AGE: 46-50 | SUBS: Low (Fox Contributor)

Operating entirely as her father's surrogate, defending the Bush legacy and attacking Obama/Clinton with standard neocon talking points.

Key Pathology
Dynastic Mimicry
"I know Dick Cheney and Obama is certainly no Dick Cheney."
SRC: Twitter DATE: 2013-03-14
2017-2020
Phase 2: The MAGA Hybrid
AGE: 51-54 | SUBS: Growing (GOP Leadership)

Attempted to ride the Trump tiger. Supported the President's domestic agenda and populist attacks while trying to steer foreign policy back to interventionism.

Key Pathology
Opportunistic Sycophancy
"I vote with @realDonaldTrump 97% of the time."
SRC: Twitter DATE: 2019-09-12
Jan 2021 - June 2021
Phase 3: The Schism
AGE: 54-55 | SUBS: Volatile (Base Churn)

The break. The decision to prioritize institutional norms over party loyalty, leading to her removal from leadership.

Key Pathology
Constitutional Fetishism
"We will uphold that oath at all times, not only when it is politically convenient."
SRC: Twitter DATE: 2021-01-06
July 2021 - Present
Phase 4: The Martyr of Wyoming
AGE: 55+ | SUBS: High (Opposition Audience)

Total alienation from the GOP. Reframing political death as a moral victory. Transition to a post-political entity focused on 'saving the Republic'.

Key Pathology
Messianic Delusion
"I could easily have done so again. But it would have required that I go along with Trump’s lies."
SRC: Twitter DATE: 2022-08-20
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CORE PATHOLOGY

DIAGNOSIS

The Fear of Weakness / The Carpetbagger Imposter Syndrome

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Manifestations:
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Prognosis

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Primary Evidence
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SRC: REDACTED DATE: XXXX-XX-XX
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COGNITIVE ARCHITECTURE

"Subject demonstrates a high-functioning, rigid cognitive architecture characteristic of 'Legalistic Absolutism.' She excels at deductive reasoning within fixed frameworks (The Constitution, Cold War Geopolitics) but exhibits significant blindness when processing dynamic, emotional, or populist variables. Her mind sorts the world into binary categories (Patriot/Traitor, Strength/Weakness), leaving little room for nuance or adaptation."

PATTERN RECOGNITION

Strong (Institutional)

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Primary Evidence
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LOGICAL REASONING

Strong (Deductive)

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Primary Evidence
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ABSTRACT THINKING

Average

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Primary Evidence
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EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE

Poor (Weaponized)

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Primary Evidence
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SELF AWARENESS

Paradoxical

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Primary Evidence
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BEHAVIORAL LOOPS

The subject exhibits a rigid set of behavioral loops driven by a need to enforce 'Order' and 'Strength' upon a chaotic political landscape. Her behavior is characterized by a cycle of aggressive gatekeeping followed by moral martyrdom when challenged.

The Constitutional Shield FREQ: Constant
OBSERVED: 2021 Q1 (Post-Jan 6)

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Primary Evidence
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Neocon Escalation Reflex FREQ: High (Triggered by any conflict)
OBSERVED: 2012 Q1

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Primary Evidence
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The Dynastic Appeal FREQ: Weekly
OBSERVED: 2012 Q2

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Primary Evidence
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The Headmistress Scold FREQ: Occasional
OBSERVED: 2019 Q2

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Primary Evidence
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LINGUISTIC PROFILING

The subject's linguistic profile is that of a 'Prosecutor of the State.' Her language is formal, accusatory, and heavily reliant on absolutes. She does not persuade; she indicts. Key markers include high frequency of legal/constitutional terminology and a tendency to frame political disagreement as moral failing.

PRIMARY CONSTRUCTS

Constitutional Fetishism Ex: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed do eiusmod tempor inc"

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The Dynastic 'We' Ex: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed do eiusmod tempor incidid"

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MANIPULATION VECTORS

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SOCIAL DYNAMICS

The subject has experienced a catastrophic inversion of her feedback loop. She began by feeding red meat to the GOP base, but following 2021, she transitioned to a 'Martyrdom Loop' where rejection by her own party provides the validation she seeks from the opposition media ecosystem.

Control Mechanisms

lottery effect

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guilt economy

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reverse audience capture

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THE IRON ASS COMPLEX

A unique pathology where the subject internalizes the aggression and obstinacy of her father, viewing 'stubbornness' as the highest form of political virtue.

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Root Cause:

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PREDICTIVE MODELING

The subject has exited the legislative phase and entered the 'Legacy Maintenance' phase. Future behavior will be focused on cementing her narrative of martyrdom and punishing those who purged her.

The Spoiler Campaign 85% CONFIDENCE
TIMEFRAME: 2024-2028

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Primary Evidence
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The 'Warning' Book Tour 95% CONFIDENCE
TIMEFRAME: 1-2 years

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Primary Evidence
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Rehabilitation of the Father 75% CONFIDENCE
TIMEFRAME: 3-5 years

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Primary Evidence
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CREW ROSTER

Dick Cheney Active (Legacy)
The Patriarch / Darth
The primary source of her political DNA. She functions as his avatar and legacy defense system.
Donald Trump Active
The Nemesis
The chaotic force that shattered her orderly neoconservative worldview, transforming her from partisan enforcer to exiled saint.
Nancy Pelosi Active
The Strange Bedfellow
Former arch-enemy turned tactical ally in the J6 Committee era.
Adam Kinzinger Removed
The Fellow Martyr
One of the few who walked the plank with her.

CORPORATE ASSETS

The Republican Party Former Host Organism
The institution she attempted to police, only to be rejected by its immune system.
The Weekly Standard Ideological Bunker
Defunct publication representing the neocon intellectual home she mourns.
J6 Select Committee Temporary Alliance
The vehicle for her final political kamikaze run.
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EVIDENCE VAULT

Primary source material extracted from 14 years of continuous observation. Categorized by pathological theme.

EARLY PATHOLOGIES 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2012-02-15 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2012-04-15 SRC: Twitter
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"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et do"
DATE: 2012-09-02 SRC: Twitter
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DYNASTIC ENMESHMENT 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2012-09-11 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2014-07-11 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2015-11-06 SRC: Twitter
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NEOCON DOGMATISM 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2014-10-27 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2016-06-22 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2017-04-10 SRC: Twitter
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POPULIST MIMICRY 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2016-07-20 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2016-11-09 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2019-09-12 SRC: Twitter
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THE CONSTITUTIONAL SAVIOR 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2020-09-24 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2021-01-06 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2022-02-04 SRC: Twitter
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SUFFERING AS PROOF 3 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2022-08-20 SRC: Concession Speech
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DATE: 2021-09-09 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2022-08-20 SRC: Twitter
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TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS 2 ENTRIES
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DATE: 2022-11-15 SRC: Twitter
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DATE: 2022-11-29 SRC: Twitter
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CLINICAL GLOSSARY

Terminology developed during this longitudinal study for classification of novel pathologies.

Neoconservative Dogmatism
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Dynastic Entitlement
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Constitutional Fetishism
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Carpetbagger Anxiety
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Martyrdom Complex
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DATA MANIFEST

// RETARD CHECKER CLINICAL ENGINE v0.0.1
// Longitudinal analysis of 57 quarters spanning the subject's evolution from a Fox News contributor defending torture to a congressional outcast defending the Constitution.
DATE_RANGE_START 2012-02-14
DATE_RANGE_END 2026-01-14
DURATION_YEARS 13.92
QUARTERS_ANALYZED 57
VIDEOS_REFERENCED 1500
SOCIAL_POSTS_ANALYZED 2395
PLATFORMS_ANALYZED YouTube, Twitter
// END MANIFEST

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PSYCHOMETRICS

● LIVE FEED
ESTIMATED IQ
125
Standard Deviation: ±15
Emotional Volatility
25/69
The subject maintains a cold, reptilian exterior. Her aggression is not manic; it is calculated and surgical. She rarely displays genuine human emotion, opting instead for 'disappointed headmistress' or 'righteous prosecutor.' The volatility is low because the rigidity is absolute.
Grifter Probability
35/69
While not a low-level scammer, she engages in 'Establishment Grift.' She monetized her father's torture legacy by selling cowboy hats and used her 'Martyrdom' to launch a lucrative career as a 'Defender of Democracy' author and academic, effectively trading a House seat for a permanent spot on the speaking circuit.
Narcissism Index
62/69
Subject displays 'Moral Narcissism.' She views herself not merely as a politician, but as the indispensable guardian of the Republic. Her belief that she alone understands the 'true' nature of the party, while millions of voters are 'deluded,' indicates a staggering level of ego.
Copium Level
68/69
Near-terminal levels. The subject reframed a catastrophic 40-point primary loss as a voluntary moral sacrifice. She convinced herself she 'could have won' if she had simply lied, completely ignoring that her policy positions and personality had alienated her entire constituency.
Main Character Synd.
65/69
The subject views herself as a historical figure on par with Abraham Lincoln. She frequently quotes the Gettysburg Address to frame her internal party squabbles as a Civil War-level struggle for the soul of the nation, with herself as the Union savior.
Soy Factor
12/69
The subject is a War Hawk. She exhibits 'Negative Soy.' She fetishizes military hardware, defends torture, and mocks men for 'eating bats' or being short. Her aggression is traditionally masculine/neoconservative.
Intellectual Dishonesty
58/69
High. The subject spent years fueling the exact partisan rage she later decried. She defended 'enhanced interrogation' (torture) as noble while attacking opponents for 'violating norms.' She attacks isolationists as 'terrorist sympathizers' while claiming to be the adult in the room.
Virality Desperation
30/69
The subject does not chase 'viral views' in the influencer sense; she chases 'Historical Relevance.' However, her attempts to use pop culture (Star Wars, Josh Allen, 'Bring it') to relate to the base are cringe-inducing and desperate in their own way.
Echo Chamber Index
66/69
Subject lives in a hermetically sealed 'Neocon Bubble.' She quotes *The Weekly Standard* and Ronald Reagan as if they are current authorities. She is completely insulated from the actual grievances of the electorate, hearing only the applause of the D.C. cocktail circuit.
Reality Detachment
60/69
Subject believes the 'Real Republican Party' is still the party of Bush/Cheney and that the MAGA movement is a temporary fever dream. She operates on a political map from 2004, unable to process that the landscape has fundamentally shifted away from interventionism.
CUSTOM PATHOLOGIES
Dynastic Enmeshment
69/69
The subject is not an independent entity; she is a biological extension of Dick Cheney. She functions as his press secretary, legacy defender, and avatar. She refers to him constantly ('Best VP Ever') and mimics his worldview without deviation.
Constitutional Fetishism
65/69
The subject has transformed the U.S. Constitution from a legal document into a religious totem. She uses it as a cudgel to beat political opponents, claiming exclusive ownership of its interpretation and defense. It is her 'Brand.'
War Hawk Reflex
68/69
The subject's default response to any global friction is military escalation. Diplomatic solutions are framed as 'surrender' or 'appeasement.' She views peace treaties (Iran, Afghanistan) as inherently immoral.
Carpetbagger Compensation
55/69
A persistent anxiety regarding her lack of authentic Wyoming roots. She over-compensates with performative 'Western' aesthetics—photos of rodeos, horse stalls, and cattle—to distract from her Beltway upbringing.
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