PATIENT RECORDS
Institutional Archive of Psychological Profiles
Ilhan Omar
From local organizer to global grievance architect: a 13-year study in the weaponization of identity.
Elizabeth Warren
A 13-year audit of the Senate's designated scold, tracing the evolution from consumer advocate to bureaucratic authoritarian.
Chuck Schumer
A career politician so deeply merged with the machine he speaks exclusively in press release templates.
Nancy Pelosi
A 15-year clinical autopsy of the woman who merged the Grandmother archetype with the cold machinery of the Deep State.
Mitch McConnell
The clinical autopsy of the man who turned the US Senate into a graveyard where democracy goes to die.
Ted Cruz
From Ivy League debate champion to podcast host with subpoena power: a clinical study in the total sublimation of governance into content creation.
Ron DeSantis
A 13-year clinical autopsy of how a Harvard lawyer lobotomized himself to become the high-priest of the anti-woke crusade.
Gavin Newsom
A 15-year clinical study of a man who stopped governing a state to roleplay as the President of a sovereign civilization.
Michelle Obama
From reluctant political spouse to the unassailable 'Forever First Lady'—a clinical study in the weaponization of warmth and the construction of a secular saint.
Barack Obama
From 'Hope and Change' to the 'Shadow Sovereign': A clinical autopsy of the man who mistook his mirror for a moral compass.
Kamala Harris
A 17-year autopsy of the 'Top Cop' who became the 'Joyful Warrior', documenting the complete hollowness of modern political performance.
Joe Biden
A clinical autopsy of the 'Basement Strategy' and the transformation of a man into a vessel for the administrative state.
Stephen Miller
The cold architect of nativist policy whose transition from advisor to litigator marks a new era of institutional rejection.
JD Vance
From 'Never Trump' intellectual to the 'Enforcer' of the MAGA regime: a clinical study in total ideological metamorphosis.
Rand Paul
From Tea Party darling to Fauci's nemesis: the evolution of the Senate's most professional obstructionist.
Kyle Rittenhouse
No longer content with being a victim, Rittenhouse re-emerges as a fully radicalized 'Avenger', seeking to turn his acquittal into a license for broad cultural combat.
Lauren Boebert
From gun-toting restaurateur to Congressional chaos agent: the 6-year clinical autopsy of a self-anointed 'Warrior for Truth' who abandoned her district for survival.
Matt Gaetz
From state-level nepotism baby to the Architect of the 'Fedsurrection' narrative: a longitudinal autopsy of a man who treated governance like a frat party.
Marjorie Taylor Greene
The evolution of a CrossFit 'Reply Guy' into a congressional insurgent and the eventual prophet of a national tax revolt.
Ian Miles Cheong
A clinical study of a Malaysian national fighting the American culture war from a safe distance in Dubai, fueled by sycophancy and vicarious sadism.