PATIENT RECORDS
Institutional Archive of Psychological Profiles
Alex Jones
A clinical study of a man who manufactures global apocalypses on a daily basis to sell dietary supplements and fund his 'infowar'.
Mark Levin
A 15-year study in righteous indignation and the weaponization of constitutional law against a world of 'RINOs' and 'Statists'.
Laura Ingraham
A 15-year analysis of the media firebrand who became the GOP's chief ideological enforcer, waging a two-front war against the Left and her own party's establishment.
Jordan Peterson
From revered clinical psychologist to a self-medicated prophet, this is the 15-year study of a man's war against chaos, both internal and external.
Glenn Beck
A 15-year study of the media mogul who weaponized apocalyptic prophecy to build a self-sustaining nation-within-a-nation, only to find himself an exile in the political world he helped create.
Joe Rogan
A 15-year longitudinal study of the comedian who became a psychedelic shaman, political power broker, and the unfiltered voice for a generation of alienated men.
Charlie Kirk
An investigation into the mind that built a conservative youth empire by turning collegiate anxieties into a national political movement.
Elon Musk
The man tasked with saving humanity, who seems increasingly determined to do it while shitposting.
Tucker Carlson
A 13-year clinical study tracking the subject's evolution from a bowtie-clad gadfly to the single most influential and feared voice of American populist nationalism.
Tristan Tate
A clinical examination of the 'Consigliere Martyr': the man who weaponized victimhood to build a kingdom in his brother's shadow.
Steven Crowder
A 17-year longitudinal study tracking a conservative comedian's evolution from lighthearted satirist to a self-styled frontline soldier in the American culture war.
Sneako
A longitudinal study of an internet creator's decade-long transformation from insecure gamer to 'red-pilled' ideologue and religious crusader.
Myron Gaines
A clinical analysis of the man who weaponized his federal agent past to become the internet's foremost Red Pill ideologue.
MrBeast
The clinical analysis of a boy who gamified existence, turning YouTube views into a multi-billion dollar philanthropic spectacle.
Mehdi Hasan
A 13-year clinical study of a debater's evolution from political commentator to righteous inquisitor in the age of outrage.
Hillary Clinton
From Secretary of State to Matriarch of the Resistance: a clinical study of perpetual influence and post-power trauma.
Hasan Piker
A 12-year dissection of a political commentator's evolution from a party-boy nephew to a millionaire socialist who holds court in a digital panopticon of his own design.
Cenk Uygur
A longitudinal study of a progressive media pioneer's descent from outsider critic to the self-appointed general of a digital insurgency.
Candace Owens
A clinical analysis of a political chameleon's journey from liberal blogger to conservative firebrand and self-styled Christian warrior.
Ana Kasparian
A 15-year clinical autopsy charting a progressive firebrand's descent from ideological enforcer to a politically homeless crusader at war with her own reflection.